Dad Joke Disco: Funny Dance Song
Stil
Disco, Puns, Dad Jokes
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Lyrics
[Intro]
Why did the belt get promoted?
It held everything together!
(Mmm, groan!)
[Verse 1]
I tried to catch some fog today,
It mist me by a mile.
I bought a book about glue,
Couldn’t put it down—what style!
My calendar got nervous,
Its days were numbered, dear.
I told that joke at breakfast—
The toast just browned in fear!
[Chorus]
Oh, dad jokes, take the floor!
One more pun and groan once more!
If the punchline’s weak, that’s fine,
We’ll laugh until it’s past its prime!
Dad jokes, spin around!
Groan so loud it shakes the ground!
I’m not saying they’re sublime—
They’re just right on pun-time!
[Verse 2]
I used to hate facial hair,
But then it grew on me.
The scarecrow won an award—
He was outstanding in his field, you see!
I asked the cheese for secrets,
It said, “I’m feeling bleu.”
The fish was bad at tennis;
It kept serving up the sea!
[Chorus]
Oh, dad jokes, take the floor!
One more pun and groan once more!
If the punchline’s weak, that’s fine,
We’ll laugh until it’s past its prime!
Dad jokes, spin around!
Groan so loud it shakes the ground!
I’m not saying they’re sublime—
They’re just right on pun-time!
[Bridge]
I wondered why the bicycle fell—
It was two-tired!
(Ohhh, groan!)
The bakery burned its bread—
The place was on a roll!
(Please stop!)
I told my plants a funny one—
They needed time to leaf!
(We’re begging you!)
Then I made one about the roof—
It went right over your head!
[Final Chorus]
Oh, dad jokes, take the floor!
One more pun and groan once more!
If the punchline’s weak, that’s fine,
We’ll laugh until it’s past its prime!
Dad jokes, spin around!
Groan so loud it shakes the ground!
When the laughter’s out of time,
We’ll just call it a good sign!
[Outro]
Why did the disco ball go to school?
To get a little brighter!
(Ohhh, no!)