The Laundry Mountain: Epic Chores Opera

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The Laundry Mountain: Epic Chores Opera

Rock OperaChoresEpic

Estilo

Rock Opera, Chores, Epic

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Permitido

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Letra

[Intro]

Behold the ridge where Sunday linens rise!

A cotton range beneath indifferent skies!

[Verse 1]

The hamper groans, the bedroom door swings wide,

A woolen avalanche is spilling from inside.

One sock is missing, one has lost its twin;

I plant my laundry basket, and the climb begins!

[Pre-Chorus]

O detergent, lend me courage!

O softener, guide my hand!

I face the towering T-shirts

And reclaim this Sunday land!

[Chorus]

Up the laundry mountain, onward through the sheets!

I shall find the sock that vanished in the heat!

Fold the towels like banners, stack the jeans with pride!

By the power of the hamper, I will reach the other side!

[Verse 2]

A pair of pants lies draped across the chair,

A tiny lint beast guards the underwear.

I match two socks—one blue, one almost gray—

The choir sings, “Close enough! We ride today!”

[Pre-Chorus]

O basket, bear my burden!

O dryer, heed my call!

The summit’s just above us—

And the fitted sheet is the wall!

[Chorus]

Up the laundry mountain, onward through the sheets!

I shall find the sock that vanished in the heat!

Fold the towels like banners, stack the jeans with pride!

By the power of the hamper, I will reach the other side!

[Bridge]

[Choir]

Where is the left one? Where is the right?

Lost in the wash, beyond our sight!

[Lead]

I found it—beneath the bathrobe! The legend was true!

[Choir]

The legendary sock has returned to the shoe!

[Final Chorus]

Atop the laundry mountain, Sunday’s battle’s won!

The shirts are folded neatly, the towels are done!

But one lone sock remains, still wandering wide—

I crown it king of laundry, and let it choose its side!

[Outro]

The hamper stands empty. The quest is complete.

Till next Sunday’s mountain rises at my feet!