Grandpa's New Phone: Tech Support Polka
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Polka, Family, Grandpa
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Lyrics
[Verse 1: Grandpa]
This new phone has a tiny door,
I tap the glass, it shows me four!
I meant to call your grandma Sue—
Now I’m taking selfies with my shoe!
[Verse 2: Grandkid]
Grandpa, that’s the camera there,
Point it up and fix your hair!
Swipe to answer, press the green—
You’ve sent a heart to the washing machine!
[Chorus: Duet]
Tap-tap, swipe-swipe, what a day!
Grandpa’s learning the phone-way!
Ring-a-ding, the screen says “cheese!”
He just called the neighbor’s peas!
Tap-tap, swipe-swipe, don’t you fret,
We’ll get you online—almost yet!
[Verse 3: Grandpa]
I asked the phone to find my hat,
It showed me maps and a dancing cat!
I tried to text, “I’ll be there soon,”
It sent six thumbs and a cartoon spoon!
[Verse 4: Grandkid]
Press the little mic and talk,
Say “Meet me by the garden walk.”
[Grandpa]
I said it twice, I spoke real clear—
It ordered twelve new garden chairs!
[Chorus: Duet]
Tap-tap, swipe-swipe, what a day!
Grandpa’s learning the phone-way!
Ring-a-ding, the screen says “cheese!”
He just called the neighbor’s peas!
Tap-tap, swipe-swipe, don’t you fret,
We’ll get you online—almost yet!
[Bridge: Duet]
[Grandkid]
Now you’ve got it, nice and slow!
[Grandpa]
I can send a picture—look below!
[Grandkid]
That’s your thumb, it’s covering the lens!
[Grandpa]
Perfect! Send it to my friends!
[Final Chorus: Duet]
Tap-tap, swipe-swipe, what a day!
Grandpa’s got the phone-way!
Ring-a-ding, he’s calling Sue—
And he knows which button’s blue!
Tap-tap, swipe-swipe, all set,
Best new gadget Grandpa’s met!
[Outro: Duet]
One last selfie, say “hooray!”
Grandpa’s phone is here to stay!